an acceptable level of healthy insanity....

taken from an e-mail from christi ....
"1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON
ON THE SIDE OF A ROAD, AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS.
SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM.
DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY
WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK, AND LABEL IT "IN".
5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER AT WORK FOR 3 WEEKS.
ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTION,
SWITCH TO ESPRESSO.
6. FINISH ALL OF YOUR SENTENCES WITH THE PHRASE,
"IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY."
7. DON'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION MARKS WHEN TYPING.
8. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
9. WHEN ORDERING AT THE DRIVE THROUGH,
SPECIFY THAT YOUR ORDER IS "TO GO".
10. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.
11. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA.
PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY.
12. WHEN YOU GET MONEY OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!
IT'S THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK!"

4 comments:

She Talks to Angels said...

OMG!!!!!! What a riot! Wouldn't it be fun to live everyday being that goofy (in public)..... and not having to fear being hauled off to the looney bin!!!!

I think I am going to have to try No. 1!!!! (if i don't show up for my demo tomorrow, will someone come break me out?!) :D

firstborn studio said...

"will someone come break me out?!"

do you want fries with that?
{sorry!}

Lelainia N. Lloyd said...

SOmeone sent me one that suggested going in the change rooms at Walmart and grunting and then yelling "HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!!!"

That made me laugh so hard.

JUST ME said...

I think I am going to try the one about the fries since I am always being asked to do stuff around here by my kiddies.......

I think they will get a kick out of it.........

Angie
LOVED THIS thanks for the morning laught.